My Iphone Died
(to the tune of Jingle bells)
My Iphone Died My Iphone Died
Now I am just a mess
I lost my apps and MP3’s
And all of my address ‘es
My Iphone Died My Iphone Died
It’s a sad thing to see
I can’t read my favorite book or even watch TV
Some Assembly Required
(to the tune of The Holly and the Ivy)
Oh the directions to the toys
My kids got under the tree
I’ve turned them every
Which way up and down
They are driving me crazy
Slot a does not fit into
Slot b or c or d
but if you turn it upside down
It fits perfectly
Then I take the truck out
Of the packaging
I need a screw driver
Wire cutters
And a sharp knife possibly
Now we move to Barbie
Though she’s built perfectly
There’s still the swimming pool
And guest house not to mention
Her special Christmas tree
Oh Christmas you are over
But there’s no rest for me
I’m stuck assembling
Toys with directions
Written in Chinese…….
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